I would have told him to take that brain cloud and shove it right up his tight wound a$$!! Hell if John Candy can do? Then so the hell can I!!

Someday I am going to have my own business. If I have a store or something, I am going to have some retarded hours, I am going to open up at 8:05 in the a.m. …no that’s too even, it should be an odd number to be really retarded, how about 8:07, something like that…ya know it was a business man that invented the clock? And thus time itself, an invention that spawned the whole concept of time management. I swear to the good lord himself, if I could go back in time I would murder the living s&!t out of that motherf@$ker! Does anyone realize that he (I think he was a factory owner in like the 1800’s? some kind of European sweatshop I think) may have been the only human that has in one way or the other single handedly changed the world in such a way that it has progressively touched every human being since then…in a very significant way.