You pirate'in mothef@&ker
I am sitting in a room full of strangers in a public place right now, we’re all pounding away on our laptops taking advantage of the free wifi. One stranger asks another stranger, “How do I download the music from LimeWire onto my Ipod?”
...You have no idea how much I had to restrain myself from saying “Well first you shoot yourself for buying an Ipod in first place! (you pirate'in mothef@&ker)!!” I can’t stand Ipods. You would think that Apple computers had just invented the MP3 player. All these retards with their freak’in Ipods…all they are doing is giving into the hype.
See?...Look at them as they all drive thier SUV's into oblivion, fat dumb and happy while they sip on thier crappacino halfmoccahalflatte...nonfa... ubergrande withwhipsandprinkels...and a scone, while they listen to their Ipod thats plugged into the dash right next to the OnStar!!!! OnStar will be the downfall of humanity, becuase of them we lose all our survival instincts....but I digress "Oh, well I can put 30 Gigs of bad musical taste on this thing." Well good for you dumb f@$ker! I got my MP3 player, cheaper, smaller and its a whole lot more versatile, oh yeah I don’t have an ass load of memory, but ya know what? You really don’t need it…and I am not going to waste my life trying to explain to you why!
So take that pinky stick’in out, Ipod hold’in ass thing'y and stick it up your BUTT!
I am Jacks bad attitude
...You have no idea how much I had to restrain myself from saying “Well first you shoot yourself for buying an Ipod in first place! (you pirate'in mothef@&ker)!!” I can’t stand Ipods. You would think that Apple computers had just invented the MP3 player. All these retards with their freak’in Ipods…all they are doing is giving into the hype.
See?...Look at them as they all drive thier SUV's into oblivion, fat dumb and happy while they sip on thier crappacino halfmoccahalflatte...nonfa... ubergrande withwhipsandprinkels...and a scone, while they listen to their Ipod thats plugged into the dash right next to the OnStar!!!! OnStar will be the downfall of humanity, becuase of them we lose all our survival instincts....but I digress "Oh, well I can put 30 Gigs of bad musical taste on this thing." Well good for you dumb f@$ker! I got my MP3 player, cheaper, smaller and its a whole lot more versatile, oh yeah I don’t have an ass load of memory, but ya know what? You really don’t need it…and I am not going to waste my life trying to explain to you why!
So take that pinky stick’in out, Ipod hold’in ass thing'y and stick it up your BUTT!
I am Jacks bad attitude
posted by The Practitioner at 3/26/2006 10:09:00 PM
1 Comments:
Welcome This is Steve Job's wet dream... because the Mac turned out to be an almost royal disaster he turned to MP3 and what better way to sell a Mac than to say that you need the software with it. What is unbeknownst to some is that very software opens your life up and your wallet and let's Mr. "I like to fsuk over everyone" Jobs take what ever he wants and brain washes the poor misguided souls and the weak of mind jedi into beliving that they need an ipod. I may have lost track of my statment because of that rant so, I'll start over. Here is the equation for those Apple lovin a$$-rimming fsuk-tards, ipod=popular + the downsizing of one's bank account multiplied by the copmlete lack of independent thought divided by the sum of all the idiot in the world. Todays lesson is? WHY BUY A DAMN IPOD IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO COMMIT TO BUYING THE FSUKING SONGS???? if you don't want to pay for you music, don't buy a 40Gig MP3 player when you only have 10Gigs of music. I use and iriver 5gig player and a 512mb keychain player because i'm either walking listening to short number of songs or driving for short distances...my players aren't my life, i don't pay for music on the net, and Steve "Hearless for a living" Jobs isn't getting one red Cent, Euro, or any other form of currency that I may have. In fact he couldn't pay me enough to buy any of his P.O.S. brandname crapolla. So free your minds, use your senses, become what we once were, free thinking strong willed individuals.
Signed
your Favorite Neighborhood misanthrop.
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