Gotta poo before this flight
Our good old man Tyler was right about air travel…what did he call it quick friendship something crap? Have to look it up. Today I had the Korean something Food hobby kit. I had sea weed soup with that. (this moron over here, Italy, so beuitifull and they the people are so nice, and they all speak English…he says they love tourists…well gee I wonder why? Cuase you are just hitting the tourist hot spots, and no ones wants to actually get out and see anything else…god I hate Americans. Oh well gotta luv’em since they brought us the internet.
Here is really something I have seen in my great travels that really gets me. All these fucking people that kjust don’t shut up. They seem to talk just for the sake uf sucking doewn more oxygen. They don’t listen theyre just waiting to continue talking again…damn what did tyler call them? Any way, in this form of observation you really get to see just how vain people are, yes you do get to see how friendly and helpful people are, and even how loving…maeks me think of that scene in dogma when their in the airport whats his mellon points out how of out of a happy couple cheated on ther other while they were apart…Aw the evil startbucks coffee since…see he just had to say something to me…well, best coffee had in a long time. But what kind of place is this, walking down the concourse to the gate and whoa starbucks, must have cappacino. I get mine and then Im on my way. Fucking less then 20 yards later I see a Burger King/Starbucks. Lewis Black said it was the end of the world when he saw one starbucks right across the street from…hold on to this one, another fucking starbucks. So, I guess there is some evil conspiracy going or something.
Was it short order freinds?
Oh yeah, vanity. My favorite are…hell don’t know what to call em, business men types. I often seem to get stuck around the group that is always braggin about travels and exploits. They feel like they have flown and conquered the world or something. Ans all they do is ( more then likely just getting a rental or a cab and staying in a hotel. Sometimes I just wanna punch them, in the face and tell them to shut the fuck up cuase they havnet had done or seen shit! “France?! Man, come and see me when you have been someplace interesting”…PUNCH…
Lets see what else is bugging me today…rude fuckers that can see you have been waiting to get out of the isle for ever but don’t wanna stop to let you out…no they like to do the ignore thing…fuck em be a dick and just jump out there.
Why do people not like other people that talk on a cell phone in public? I can understand while driving, that is dangerouse. But they are in public place and are keeping a decent volume, then whats the big deal…I think it stems from jealously…thinking they are trying to make a show “look at me I got a cell phone, Im cool and can talk on the phone”
People that drive car with one are stretched strait out, hand clasped to the top of the wheel, propped all the way back. If they spin or have to swerve or loose control then they are fucked cuase they cant control the vehicle cuase they cant get their arms around the wheel fast enough cuase they are to far away from it…look at race care driver, they practically sit on top of the damn thing…sheesh.
Well maybe that’s it for now…oh yeah the fuckers that like to beat the shit out of seat back, when they know damn well its bugg’in the shit out of ya. Those kind of people just need a good slap. Well couldn’t get any sleep on the way over here, its like 3 or 4 in the morning to me…damn interactive personel tv with video games on that Korean air jet. By the way if you are ever going to stop in or stay the night at the inchon airport in soule ROK…I hightly recommend the Hyatt, get you backs at the bottom level and head to gate 13 aand go outside to the curb, find the sign for the Hyatt and wiat for the buss, 3 minutes later you will be in a the best hotel I have ever stayed in, I have stayed in 4 and 5 star hotels and every major continent except south America…this one took the cake.
Here is antoher neat thing about airtravel. You can get off the plane in any given country and with in minutes or the first hour, you can pretty much identify the latest fashion trends. I remember I got inot the Venice airport in italy. That was the first time I saw those gay ass flat square toed shoes…you wanna talk metro sexual, you talk an Italian male…what was they say don’t drink expresso during the day cuase its not manly?? Man, most of them loklike some day mothers anyway.
What think is really neat, most American flight crews, or at least the flight attendnets or service types…well its seems a great contrast to the service you will get on foreign carriers. Especailly from asian carriers, they are so polite and nice. They actually act like want to help you and not cause they are getting paid for it. American carriers almost always have one or two not so nice people on every trip I make through the states.
Ok what else got some batt. Time still left here. Well maybe that’s it.
Just finished Blink. That was good, gonna have to re read it soon. But got more to say about it and also a tie in with the new I just started “CELL” from my man Stephen King.
All right that’s it I gotta go poo before this flight.
Here is really something I have seen in my great travels that really gets me. All these fucking people that kjust don’t shut up. They seem to talk just for the sake uf sucking doewn more oxygen. They don’t listen theyre just waiting to continue talking again…damn what did tyler call them? Any way, in this form of observation you really get to see just how vain people are, yes you do get to see how friendly and helpful people are, and even how loving…maeks me think of that scene in dogma when their in the airport whats his mellon points out how of out of a happy couple cheated on ther other while they were apart…Aw the evil startbucks coffee since…see he just had to say something to me…well, best coffee had in a long time. But what kind of place is this, walking down the concourse to the gate and whoa starbucks, must have cappacino. I get mine and then Im on my way. Fucking less then 20 yards later I see a Burger King/Starbucks. Lewis Black said it was the end of the world when he saw one starbucks right across the street from…hold on to this one, another fucking starbucks. So, I guess there is some evil conspiracy going or something.
Was it short order freinds?
Oh yeah, vanity. My favorite are…hell don’t know what to call em, business men types. I often seem to get stuck around the group that is always braggin about travels and exploits. They feel like they have flown and conquered the world or something. Ans all they do is ( more then likely just getting a rental or a cab and staying in a hotel. Sometimes I just wanna punch them, in the face and tell them to shut the fuck up cuase they havnet had done or seen shit! “France?! Man, come and see me when you have been someplace interesting”…PUNCH…
Lets see what else is bugging me today…rude fuckers that can see you have been waiting to get out of the isle for ever but don’t wanna stop to let you out…no they like to do the ignore thing…fuck em be a dick and just jump out there.
Why do people not like other people that talk on a cell phone in public? I can understand while driving, that is dangerouse. But they are in public place and are keeping a decent volume, then whats the big deal…I think it stems from jealously…thinking they are trying to make a show “look at me I got a cell phone, Im cool and can talk on the phone”
People that drive car with one are stretched strait out, hand clasped to the top of the wheel, propped all the way back. If they spin or have to swerve or loose control then they are fucked cuase they cant control the vehicle cuase they cant get their arms around the wheel fast enough cuase they are to far away from it…look at race care driver, they practically sit on top of the damn thing…sheesh.
Well maybe that’s it for now…oh yeah the fuckers that like to beat the shit out of seat back, when they know damn well its bugg’in the shit out of ya. Those kind of people just need a good slap. Well couldn’t get any sleep on the way over here, its like 3 or 4 in the morning to me…damn interactive personel tv with video games on that Korean air jet. By the way if you are ever going to stop in or stay the night at the inchon airport in soule ROK…I hightly recommend the Hyatt, get you backs at the bottom level and head to gate 13 aand go outside to the curb, find the sign for the Hyatt and wiat for the buss, 3 minutes later you will be in a the best hotel I have ever stayed in, I have stayed in 4 and 5 star hotels and every major continent except south America…this one took the cake.
Here is antoher neat thing about airtravel. You can get off the plane in any given country and with in minutes or the first hour, you can pretty much identify the latest fashion trends. I remember I got inot the Venice airport in italy. That was the first time I saw those gay ass flat square toed shoes…you wanna talk metro sexual, you talk an Italian male…what was they say don’t drink expresso during the day cuase its not manly?? Man, most of them loklike some day mothers anyway.
What think is really neat, most American flight crews, or at least the flight attendnets or service types…well its seems a great contrast to the service you will get on foreign carriers. Especailly from asian carriers, they are so polite and nice. They actually act like want to help you and not cause they are getting paid for it. American carriers almost always have one or two not so nice people on every trip I make through the states.
Ok what else got some batt. Time still left here. Well maybe that’s it.
Just finished Blink. That was good, gonna have to re read it soon. But got more to say about it and also a tie in with the new I just started “CELL” from my man Stephen King.
All right that’s it I gotta go poo before this flight.
posted by The Practitioner at 5/24/2006 09:15:00 PM
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